Merry cola everyone
ARE YOU MY MUMMY?
OH MY GOD.
I WAS WAITING FOR IT. ALL THIS TIME. WAITING.
The expression on that horse is priceless
GUYS. HE KEPT THE HORSE.
HEADCANON: IT WAS A ZAYGON THE ENTIRE TIME
why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back
THIS IS SO CUTE IT’S PAINFUL
[ding dong, ding dong]
Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?
The best visual representation of “No Homo!” in cinematic history.
nani is queen
see also: how to sister
finnick needs to check himself before he wrecks himself or before katniss wrecks him first
HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER.
DO TELL ME MORE.
YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS POST FOR THREE YEARS TO SHOW TO HELENA AND HERE WE ARE
DID HELENA LIKE IT
If wizards just had cellphones Sirius would never have to fucking die!
Harry could have just shot him a text like
“Yo Sirius, where u at?”
“Just at home eatin some pasta”
“K good cuz I had a rly weird dream that u were wit voldemort.”
“Nah bro just chillin with kreacher”
CRISIS FUCKING AVERTED
If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she...