a guide to some common and/or popular australian birbs by your friendly neighborhood australian
emus always seemed more psychotic than stupid to me
DO NOT ENGAGE THIS BIRD
Anything from Australia will onyl be nice to you only if you have food
except the cassowary, you stay the fuck away from those demons
the thing is these are all so accurate
SORRY. BUT WHY THE HELL IS THIS POST MISSING OUR SECOND MOST LEATHAL BIRD?
Cute and fluffy with a pretty song they may be (also a footy team) BUT LETHAL. THE MAGPIE WILL FUCK YOUR SHIZ UP.
i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Canada’s time to shine has come